WE FLY.WE BITE.WE NEVER APOLOGIZE.
The world's most unnecessarily advanced mosquito experience.
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02 — The Species
SMALL BODY.BIG ATTITUDE.
CULEX MEGALOMANIACUS™
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- WING SPEED
- Ridiculously fast
- SLEEP DISRUPTION
- Industry leading
- STEALTH
- Unnecessarily advanced
- HUMAN ANNOYANCE
- ★★★★★
ALL SPECIFICATIONS ARE ENTIRELY FICTIONAL.
0% PEER-REVIEWED. 100% SELF-APPOINTED.
CAM 02 — NIGHT PURSUIT
03 — Engineered for Night
BUILT FORTHE DARK.OWNED BY IT.
Full-night capability. Optional-day allergy. The mosquito does not adapt to the dark — the dark adapts to the mosquito.
04 — Premium Fuel
100% HUMAN-APPROVED FUEL*
Nutrition Facts — One (1) Confident Mosquito
- SERVINGS PER HUMAN
- Unlimited (they disagree)
- IRON
- Excess
- PROTEIN
- Borrowed without asking
- CAFFEINE
- Yours now, actually
- REGRET
- 0mg — tastes like victory
*Humans strongly disagree.
05 — The Throne
KNOW YOUR PLACE.
05 — The Throne
THE MOSQUITO
KNOWS HIS.
06 — Final Boarding